avianawareness:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

ohitsjustgreg:

yo-slimdickens:

grandmasterbooty:

grandmasterbooty:

blackpantherprincess:

Rebloghubg at least once a day

i been waitin for dis to hit tumbler

Mandatory reblog

Niggggaaaaaaaa !!!!!!
Knowshon Moreno tears !!!!
I can’t fucking breathe B !!!!

Gaaahd

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

cozyqueen:

can’t wait til I’m rlly grown & am making a real positive change in the world and in the lives I am able to touch 💫

cozyqueen:

weloveshortvideos:

90’s voicemails be like… - Vine by theworldofkevin

bring this back